Lindsay Lohan Prison Predictions

Author: THEbrittina  //  Category: Short Stories

Questions From: URL: http://gawker.com/5591116/place-your-bets-in-our-lindsay-lohan-jailbird-betting-pool

1.) The average female inmate in Lindsay’s situation serves 25 percent of her sentence. Lindsay is serving 90 days in jail, But how many days will Lindsay serve?
12 – 13 days

2.) How much time will elapse between the end of her prison sentence and her first tweet as a free woman?
Less than 45 minutes.

3.) Predict Lindsay’s first post-jail tweet.
Post Jail Tweet: “FREEEEDOM!” or “Home at Last” — Something lame-ish like that…

4.) Who will get her first post-jail interview?

Us Weekly.

5.) How much money will she make for her first post-jail interview?
50k – 100k.

6.) How many times will she cry during the interview?
If its in the magazine, not sure. If it’s on TV, 3 times

7.) Wildcard: Make one prediction for Lindsay’s stint in jail that isn’t covered by the above.
New pics of Lindsay drinking (post Jail sentence) will surface less than two weeks after being freed.

Memba These Guys?

Author: THEbrittina  //  Category: Blog, N3rd, Uncategorized

PACMAN – 1980


Mario & Luigi – Fighting Crime As Always… cuz that damn Princess Peach is a slut and getting

captured by these crazy pervy turtles with spikes on their shells…


What MARIO really looked like… no wonder Peach kept chillin with other dudes/turtles…


Scar from The Lion King – Still lookin pretty pissy


DUCKTALES – I loved this show!





Pikachu – From Pokemon




The REAL Carebear!





Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? – SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!!




Hey look kids it’s Animal from the Muphets! Doesn’t he look

just as cuddly and nice as you remember him?? :)





Awe… Charlie Brown




Homer from The Simpsons… just a little more frightening!




DEXTER – From Dextor’s Laboratory! Loved that show!

He kinda reminds me a little of the kid on Christmas Story in this pic.




Peter Griffin from The Family Guy… Kinda reminds me of my

High School Algebra teacher…. creepy!





Stewie from The Family Guy




More of the Simpsons crew




We’re Off To See The Wizard – The Modern Wizard of Oz portrait



Winnie The Pooh & Tigger too!




“Death To Leonardo” – Strawberry Shortcake & Buttercup Sprinkles

defeat the Ninja Turtle known as Leonardo… THIS SHIT IS ART!



And Strawberry Shortcake, like any child actor, got older and got canceled.


She made a recent comeback in the Adult industry. You can also see her in

Strawberry Shortcake, Not Just for Kids


Sometimes…

Author: THEbrittina  //  Category: Blog, Health/Diet, Uncategorized

Sometimes… This is what it’s like to be a woman….




LOST – Win

Author: THEbrittina  //  Category: Blog, N3rd

I’ve been an avid Lost watcher for years… This comic made me actually LOL :


Breaking Dawn Wedding / Honeymoon Pics

Author: THEbrittina  //  Category: Twilight, Uncategorized

Some of my fave pics I’ve found…

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HCG Diet – Take Two….

Author: THEbrittina  //  Category: Blog, Health/Diet

So…. I didn’t want to… but I’m doing a second round of HCG with my Husband.

This diet works incredibly fast and well, it’s just a bit depressing to be on. Because you really can’t eat anything that the average person (even healthy eating person) can eat.

Thus, as a fellow food lover… This can be depressing to me.

HOWEVER, here are some tips and tricks I’ve picked up over my time bonding with the HCG Diet:

BEST MEALS:

- Green Onion Soup (Click text for full recipe)

- Lean Beef almost hamburger (Click text for full recipe)

BEST SNACKS:

- Pickles (Make sure you check the label of the Pickles you select at the store but the majority of Pickles have zero calories, zero carbs)

- Flavored Stevia, add some to your water and it’s a MILLION times better than plain boring water! Plus no calories, no sugar, no carbs! Doesn’t get better than that. I  haven’t seen this available at any supermarkets so you’re going to have to find a whole foods store for this.

- Red Delicious Apples, They are red. And trust me delicious as it comes on the HCG Diet. This is my nightly snack while I snuggle in blankets and watch bad reality TV :)

- Zevia Cola, it’s a Stevia-based Diet Coke, without the cancer causing ingredients. And it’s about the only thing I could get my HCG Doc to approve of. Zevia also comes in Grape, Root Beer, and Orange Soda. (This one you will also have to go to the whole foods store for; I have yet to see it in any regular grocery store).

- Yummy Flavored Gum ,This is great because you can have as much of this as you want! Just make sure you find sugar-free gum, there is also stevia and xylitol sweetened gum available at whole food stores. My fave is Trident White Pina Colada, it’s like I’m chewing Piña Colada, while whitening my teeth and loosing weight! Plus curbing my appetite.

- Strawberried covered in stevia or xylital or a mixture! Mmmm tastes like candy! :)

My Fave Office Moments …. In Pictures :)

Author: THEbrittina  //  Category: Short Stories

Michael Scott lecturing Meredeth.


Michael Scott lecturing Toby…

Breaking Dawn Posters & Wallpapers!

Author: THEbrittina  //  Category: Twilight

BREAKING DAWN POSTERS AND WALLPAPERS… Enjoy some of the best!

For Full Size Image downloads go to:  http://brittina.net/breakingdawn-posters/

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