The COoolest Tale ever told!!!
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The Coolest Tale Ever Told
By Brittina L. Jo.

Once Upon a Time, there lived a beautiful Princess named Brittina who lived in her castle, paid for by her Daddy, and this Princess just got back from a delightful dinner at Olive Garden when what do her wondering eyes appear, but out from the street there arose such a large deer.

“Oh Dear!” She exclaimed as her sister looked out and swerved just in time to hit a small spout, of water that is, it splashed upon the car. And then they continued on their short road drive home. Her Sister than exclaimed,

“Cuzin Adam and I shall now leave you, you see, Cuzin Adam and I have some drunken parties to attend before the nights end and you are too good of a Morman girl to even consider to attend.”

“I see.” Said Brittina, with all of her might. “I see.” She repeated with all her remaining fright, “Well be careful young sister, I love you, you know. Be careful young sister, and do not driveth home.”

“I shant.” She announced, with all her saying. “Don’t worry Sister, you shant loose your brain.” And with that Brittina got out of the door, and wenteth inside to check her MySpace some more. And away to the window, She tore like a flash, away to the window and found her Aunt’s sash.

“So that’s where that went.” She exclaimed outloud. “So that’s where that went, Oh won’t She be so proud!”

And with that in mind she reached for her cell, and dialed right now her friendly old pal, Alisa that is, She answered it quick, for Alisa, you know, is Brittina’s own Biatch. She calledeth her over to watch a fun dvd, to watch, Oh, you know, My Best Friends Wedding, which does not quite rhyme, but as you see, Brittina is a genius, No one shall beat!

And then the magic sound rung, throughout the whole castle, the maid, the count and the butler doth answer. And there She came, bounding about.

“Oh Brittina, Brittina.” She dotheth shout. “Where is my Brittina, where is She my dear, Oh gosh freakin A, Do any of you hear?”

“I’m here! I’m here! You’ve found me you know, Now what doth you about to inquire?”

“Brittina, I have but a great gift for you, it tis but a present from Santa Claus too!”

“What tis it? Oh dear, I must but to know, What tis it my dear, What have you come to show?”

“Why Brittina, Brittina, you told me yourself. Brittina, Brittina, what you wanted most, was just a rare but simple Venus fly trap.”

“Why yes, YES… you have brought one to me? Yes, Yes bring that forth indeed!”

And when she tore forth the wrapping paper so, She doth indeed see that Venus’ grow! And grow they shall, She vowed to Zeus, and grow they shall, and doth produce! A name. She thought with great care, A name they need, I do declair! There are six in there and one more shall about bloom, and here I shall name them this, I presume:

The first shall be Milky, for he doth tall, and twas on my mind Milky Way candy bars sound delicious, you know.

The Second shall be Wedge, for it doth an inside joke with Amber, my friend, and I want her to giggle. Fall back into grace, and give forth a chuckle like a small school girl would with braided pigtails.

The Third, oh nay it cannot be that, Oh dear, my dear, It must be Alisa. And Alisa it shall be, from this day forth, Alisa it shall be, and I joketh not!

The Fourth, now shall be like a city, nay someone something that may sound quite witty, Franco it shall. For it tis a name I do love. Franco, my small Venus, your name doth become!

The Fifth, you see was quite easy, I admit, the fifth was just who, in the poll, I casted my vote in 2004. Oh, you guessed it, you’re right, I voted for Pedro!

The Sixth now, was difficult you see, the sixth was my last of the Venus you see. So Mustache, I know random it may appear, but dear little Mustache was my favorite, tis near!

“Well thank you, my Alisa, my friend you’ve been great! Now to put these Venus near my bed to keep me safe! See Venus, you know, are beauiful to watch, but Venus are also incredible Kong Fo masters. They fight evil and combat crime. Which is why you don’t see such bad things occur near plants such as these. And now for a trick, Cast away all my bad dreams, tonight as I sleep, slumber away, Cast away, Cas away, Oh, Cast them away!”

Now this is the end of my story tale now, I hope you’ve enjoyed and learned a val. Useful lesson that is, go out and buy, a 7.59 dollar of bliss, Don’t deny!

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Way cool! I dont understand how you can just write like that for like 2 pages. Thats nuts. Do you always speak like that or did you have a shot of bacardi? Well anyways it was awesome, i think maybe you should turn it into a movie.

Posted by COLBY on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 12:56 AM
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you are crazy and you struggle at rhyming…but, I give you an A for effort.

Posted by .ßü§µ¥ on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 4:56 PM
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