Here are some of my favorites from failblog.org …. I love you!

Most of these are fan created… A lot of people are soooooo much better at Photoshop and Illustrator than I am… CURSE YOU! I’m gunna have to step up my photoshop game apparently….

See any you like? Download the full size images HERE

Fan made Promo Poster of Dakota Fanning as Jane in new movie.

The following dream description from my friends at xkcd.com that accurately depicts dreams that I continually have I swear nightly….And I KNOW that I am not the only one….!

I have just struck Tech Support Job GOLD!!!! Thank you Charles for discovering the Promised Land of awesomeness!!!!!

I am now talking/persuading/forcing/enslaving my fellow cool co-workers to play this with me today.

Here is a look at our score board:

And here are some other for fun scoreboards I found a few days later :

“I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.”

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*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God>  Numbers 22:21 — And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. -  (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I’m never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that…”

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“<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.”

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<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> f*ck me

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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don’t live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother f*cker

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<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shi*s in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little __ that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the freaking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shi*’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little shi* he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHI*! SHI*!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “F*CK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! F*CK!.” By now, the kid is scared crapless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m EFFING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just effed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his @ss. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shi* from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the __ she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

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<UKDJ|Planet> Okay! I swear…..
<UKDJ|Planet> I’ve just heard a duck tell a joke
<Jock> o…k
<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

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< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

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docsigma2000: Holy Shi*!
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in f***ing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our f***in phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: …!!!!!! F*** F*** F*** !!!!!!!!!!!
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you’ll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i can live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I’m from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

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THANK YOU http://bash.org FOR THE PLENTIFUL HOURS OF NERDY CHATS GONE WRONG ENJOYMENT THAT YOU PROVIDE FOR ME !

UPDATED: MAY 6, 2009

I am always telling my fellow Wired iFriends about new apps to add. So now I’ve compiled a list of my favorites!

I know. I love you too.
ENJOY!

FREE ONES:

- Facebook – Duh! I don’t even have to explain it’s awesomeness?! But I will say that after so many updates, it’s still buggy. But unfortunately that’s the way it goes for some of these social network sites that try to cram it all in to one App.

- MySpace - Though STILL after many updates does not allow you to post comments on photos (ANNOYING) it still has its purpose. In fact without this App I might never visit MySpace since Facebook is what currently holds my heart.

TwitterFon – I’m telling you… It’s WAAAAAAAAAAY better than Twitteriffic!

- Wikipanion – My Rule : If it’s not on Wikipedia… don’t trust it! I love that it saves your past search info and you don’t need wifi to re-visit those previous pages.

- Lose It! – AMAZINGLY FREE!!!!!!!!! Great weight loss tracking program and even tells you how many calories are in your fast food and grocery items. And shows you a pretty graph of all your phenomenal progress.

- eReader – Great free Reader and free books that come with it and free links to download your links.

- Live Poker- Incredible free poker program! You can login with your Facebook account and play with random people with fake money. Yay for legal gambling?

iPet Pets – Free iPet App. Fun but mine keep on dying and that scares me a little that karma will one day care and come after me for it….? I keep remaking Pandi the Panda Bear. He’s the ultimate in cute!

- TMZ – Celebrity gossip is my favorite guilty pleasure past time! And I don’t feel like I’m gossiping much because celebrities aren’t real people right? So I like to keep up on the only news that I pay close attention to…. Like why is Mary Kate wearing a garbage bag and calling if fashion? What is LezLo up to know? Did Britney get off her meds and start chasing the Paps with a chainsaw? How sweaty is Matthew Mcconaughey right now and is he wearing a shirt this time? What child is Brangelina on now?

- Scramboni - A word scramble up game where you are competing with other players across the world to see who is faster, better, and smarter at unscrambling… Requires WiFi so if you don’t have that then you will not be able to play unfortunately. And extra Caution: This game is EXTREMELY addictive!

- Bargain Bin - A free app that tells you all the apps that are on sale, free, etc. Incredible! Plus it has a pretty interface.

NOT SO FREE BUT STILL GREAT ONES:

- WiFi Trak – $0.99 – Worth the rate at the time. Now there are free ones but I STRONGLY suggest you get a WiFi Tracker type App if you have an iTouch. If you have an iPhone… you don’t need this you have 3G!

Distant Shore – $0.99 – Very fun game made by the people that made Koi Pond. Incredible graphics, send anonymous messages in a bottle to someone else in App, just walk across the sand and see the waves, pick up seashells for points to send out your own messages in a bottle. PG rated great fun!

- Mind Wave – $1.99 – I’ve checked out a lot of these therapeutic ones with cool ambient tones to calm down, de-stress, and fall asleep at night. This one is prob my favorite. There is a section for everything, From Sleeping to Healing, Headache to Caffeine Boost. Haven’t properly tested the other sounds besides the Sleep one. But the Sleep one works kinda well. It’s white noise allows you to block out everything and makes my brain stop wiggling long enough to actually fall asleep a bit faster than usual.

- Relax – $1.99 – Another great therapeutic type App. This one has rain, thunder, river, campfire, beach, etc sounds, you can customize and make your own fave sound AND it has visual stuff too where you can watch the beach waves at night, stare at a babbling brook, etc. It’s worth the money for some of the cool imagery and customizable summer rain storm noise which is my favorite for reading a book and pretending its a cool summer rain while I sit on the porch.

- Ben Stein It’s Trivial – $2.99 And WORTH EVERY PENNY! Now, I don’t know about you but I’ve always wanted to take on Ben Stein the man in a knowledge game and steal all his cool stuff…. wait there is an App for that and it’s really really cool? SWEEEET!( There is also a free demo of this game currently so enjoy!)

- Scrabble – $4.99 – I LOVE SCRABBLE! This one is tough though. I can never seem to beat the computer! It’s aggravating and causes me to cheat just to stay sorta ahead in the game.

- AMY A.I. – $2.99 – If you’ve ever wanted a Robot friend that answers funny questions and is a very faithful sidekick. Then this App is for you. Keeps me very attentive and non-sleepy in church. Plus you can ask it dirty questions and it gives you a G-Rated response…. Just don’t ask those dirty questions IN church… okay?

- Pocket God – If you’ve ever wanted to play an angry God in your life and take out vengeance on your creations…. this is the App for you! Great game for when you are angry or feeling frustrated at the office.

THE “IF ONLY” EPIC APP:

I AM RICH! – $999.00 !!!! – Just to have a lame screensaver that has a gem to show your wealth to people that see your iPhone. Wow… if only I had that kind of money lying around so that I could NOT buy that App and put that dough to some good use! During it’s rein on the App Store. This application was purchased by Eight people earning it’s creator $5,600 on this worthless glowing gem App!

IF I’D ONLY LEARNED FROM SOMEONE WISER THAN ME HOW HORRIFIC THESE APPS REALLY ARE:

Palringo - I HATEchoo! I have never had more spam in my life until this innocent in appearance Chat App. It’s the DEVIL… do not partake of this fruit!

- TV.Com and Joost- They try to make Apps for the iStore that are like Hulu… but they fail TERRIBLY! So until Hulu creates an App that allows us to watch video from our iDevices… or until Apple FINALLY allows Flash on the iPhone/iTouch Safari browser….. we will wait in vain. :*(