Anyone who knows me well knows that I LOVE Celebrity Gossip… Especially Celebrity Trainwrecks. So because it’s almost a New Year… Here are my Celebrity Oriented Predictions for 2010:

MARRIAGES:

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush – It’s about time you guys…

Britney Spears & Husband # 3/4 - No surprises here…

BIRTHS:

Miley Cyrus – That skank is bound to be a repeat of Jamie Lynn Spears…..YOU ARE barely 16 Years OLD!!!!

Britney Spears – She’s overdue to bear the obnoxious fruit of another white trash man….

Heidi Montag - YUCK! That kid will be just like his parents and encompass all that is wrong with spoiled, careless, bitchy Americans… Thanks for making us look bad you guys!

Khloe Kardashian – Newly Wed to Lakers, Lamar Odom. The couple had a recent miscarriage this Fall and are “working on making it happen”.

DEATHS:

Prob no one THAT cool… most all the Celebrities died in 2009 anyway. Though I do think that it’s not going to be a very good year for Amy Winehouse… She’s overdue to meet her maker for all the crap, pills, booze, STD’s, etc that has been circulating her system all these years….. But I think the most dramatic way she could go would be if her frame became so frail that her hair would get so full of birds nests, leaves, dirt… etc that her neck eventually can’t support it and it cracks under it’s own weight and kills her….

TRAINWRECK OF THE YEAR NOMIATION:

Lindsay Lohan – You never cease to disappoint.

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